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... Dio recounts an exchange between Elagabalus as well as the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to present him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a surgical incisio